While Tristin is playing in the bath tub she excitedly says, "Mommy look when I toot toot it makes bubbles! "While she continues to laugh, I continue to see more bubbles for about 15 seconds on and off. Suddenly she stands up with a look of panic and says "Uh oh I gotta poop!"
Tristin- " mommy can we see Jesus? "
Me- " I hope to one day"
Tristin-"Can I see him now?"
Me- "Well we can see him in everything and everyone around us."
Tristin- "Does he live in Jesus World?"
Me- "Sort of....its called Heaven"
Tristin- "yeah but I want to call it Jesus World because everyone is happy there......JUST LIKE DISNEY WORLD!"
I find Tristin in Regan's room standing against the wall, and she yells, " Oh no now my big boobies are stuck to the wall! " I turn her around and the wall and her chest are covered in stickers!
Me- "Tristin for show and tell you need to bring in something that makes you think of fall. What do you want to bring?
Tristin- "My helmet"
Me- "What does that have to do with fall?"
Tristin- "Mommy its for when I FALL off my bike!"
Driving to the salon to get Tristin's hair cut, we come to a red light and stop. From the back seat Tristin screams "WHAT THE HELL GET OUT OF THE WAY ASS HOLE! "
"I live in Mechanicsville. Grandma lives in Brandywine. Aunt Erica lives in La Plata. Aunt Becky lives in the HOOD!"
Tristin- "Mommy I want a new baby brother or sister. "
Me- Why? You don't like the one you have.
Tristin- I know mommy that's why I want a new one!
In the middle of a Mommy and Tristin shopping trip, an old lady approaches us.
Old lady smiles- "You are an adorable little girl! "
Tristin scowling at the old lady- "NO I'M NOT!"
Old lady quickly replies- "Yes you are!"
Tristin with hands on her hips and snaking her neck at the old lady- "No I'm not! I AM A WOMAN!"
