A grandmother at 28!?!

Tristin- Mommy look I have a baby in my tummy and she is coming out tonight.

Me-Really?

Tristin- Yup, I'm all grown up now.

Me- How did the baby get in your tummy?

Tristin- A big bird put it there.

Me- Oh yeah?

Tristin- Yeah, he brought her in a trash bag in his mouth.

Me- It's a Girl?

Tristin- Yes her name is Baby Angel

Me- Oh so she is coming out tonight?

Tristin- Yeah I have to go to the doctor to get her out! She is hurting my back soooo bad! I just need to lay down and relax.

Me- well try to keep her in your tummy for at least 20 years ok.

Tristin- Mommy! I'm just pretending! I'm being aunt Erica!

Can you feel the love tonight?

Tristin's synopsis of The Lion King:

Uncle scar wants to be king so he killed Simba's daddy. That is so horrible. Now Simba only has his mommy. I hope that never happens to me.....because I don't want to be stuck with just you.

Put your best face forward

QUICK TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS!

Pectacular

Tristin- Mommy why does that guy have big boobs?

Me- There not boobs there muscles

Tristin- Well they look like boobs.

She then reaches out and grabs my boob, and says

Tristin- Are yours muscles?

Me- NOPE mine are just boobs.

Tristin- Daddy doesn't have boobs he just has nipples like me and Regan.