Stop drop and roll

Tristin- "Mommy what's that?"

Me- "It's a fire extinguisher."

Tristin- "Will it sting me?"

Me- "No it is for fires."

Tristin- "Why would you want to sting a fire?"

Where are the leftovers?

Tristin- "Mommy we need to go see granddaddy at the hospital today. The doctor cut his knee off and pushed a new one in."

Me- "We will go see him after school today."

Tristin- "Since he is getting a new knee can I have his old one?"