Tristin: "Mommy we should put that
shit in the pumpkin dip!"
Me: "Tristin Lyla! That's disgusting!
Stop talking like that!"
Tristin: "Happy Shitsgiving fart fart!"
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Happy Shitsgiving!
It's the night before Thanksgiving. I've just finished making pumpkin dip and oh joy Regan needs her butt changed!
Tristin: "Mommy we should put that
shit in the pumpkin dip!"
Me: "Tristin Lyla! That's disgusting!
Stop talking like that!"
Tristin: "Happy Shitsgiving fart fart!"
Tristin: "Mommy we should put that
shit in the pumpkin dip!"
Me: "Tristin Lyla! That's disgusting!
Stop talking like that!"
Tristin: "Happy Shitsgiving fart fart!"
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Things Aunt Becky taught me!
OBX on holiday oh what fun! Tristin, Riley, Aunt Becky, and me went sand crab catching. Aunt Becky is will not use her hands to catch them so when the nets fail I go to work bare handed.
Aunt Becky- "Oh Lindsey get that big fucker!
Me- "Becky watch your mouth!"
Tristin- "WOW LOOK AT THAT BIG FUCKER HE IS BAD!"
Riley- "YEAH LOOK AT THAT BIG FUCKER!"
Aunt Becky- "Oh Lindsey get that big fucker!
Me- "Becky watch your mouth!"
Tristin- "WOW LOOK AT THAT BIG FUCKER HE IS BAD!"
Riley- "YEAH LOOK AT THAT BIG FUCKER!"
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Little Carnivore
Tristin- "Ewwww why is Regan eating Lima beans?"
Me- "She likes them. Lima beans are her favorite vegetable."
Tristin- "Thats gross! My favorite vegetable is MEAT!"
Me- "She likes them. Lima beans are her favorite vegetable."
Tristin- "Thats gross! My favorite vegetable is MEAT!"
A Rainbow of Colors
Tristin- "Aunt Becky, why do you have red hair, purple hair, and all those other colors?"
Becky- "because I can."
Tristin- "Well it looks stupid!"
Becky- "because I can."
Tristin- "Well it looks stupid!"
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
A grandmother at 28!?!
Tristin- Mommy look I have a baby in my tummy and she is coming out tonight.
Me-Really?
Tristin- Yup, I'm all grown up now.
Me- How did the baby get in your tummy?
Tristin- A big bird put it there.
Me- Oh yeah?
Tristin- Yeah, he brought her in a trash bag in his mouth.
Me- It's a Girl?
Tristin- Yes her name is Baby Angel
Me- Oh so she is coming out tonight?
Tristin- Yeah I have to go to the doctor to get her out! She is hurting my back soooo bad! I just need to lay down and relax.
Me- well try to keep her in your tummy for at least 20 years ok.
Tristin- Mommy! I'm just pretending! I'm being aunt Erica!
Me-Really?
Tristin- Yup, I'm all grown up now.
Me- How did the baby get in your tummy?
Tristin- A big bird put it there.
Me- Oh yeah?
Tristin- Yeah, he brought her in a trash bag in his mouth.
Me- It's a Girl?
Tristin- Yes her name is Baby Angel
Me- Oh so she is coming out tonight?
Tristin- Yeah I have to go to the doctor to get her out! She is hurting my back soooo bad! I just need to lay down and relax.
Me- well try to keep her in your tummy for at least 20 years ok.
Tristin- Mommy! I'm just pretending! I'm being aunt Erica!
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Can you feel the love tonight?
Tristin's synopsis of The Lion King:
Uncle scar wants to be king so he killed Simba's daddy. That is so horrible. Now Simba only has his mommy. I hope that never happens to me.....because I don't want to be stuck with just you.
Uncle scar wants to be king so he killed Simba's daddy. That is so horrible. Now Simba only has his mommy. I hope that never happens to me.....because I don't want to be stuck with just you.
Pectacular
Tristin- Mommy why does that guy have big boobs?
Me- There not boobs there muscles
Tristin- Well they look like boobs.
She then reaches out and grabs my boob, and says
Tristin- Are yours muscles?
Me- NOPE mine are just boobs.
Tristin- Daddy doesn't have boobs he just has nipples like me and Regan.
Me- There not boobs there muscles
Tristin- Well they look like boobs.
She then reaches out and grabs my boob, and says
Tristin- Are yours muscles?
Me- NOPE mine are just boobs.
Tristin- Daddy doesn't have boobs he just has nipples like me and Regan.
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