Tristin- Mommy look I have a baby in my tummy and she is coming out tonight.
Me-Really?
Tristin- Yup, I'm all grown up now.
Me- How did the baby get in your tummy?
Tristin- A big bird put it there.
Me- Oh yeah?
Tristin- Yeah, he brought her in a trash bag in his mouth.
Me- It's a Girl?
Tristin- Yes her name is Baby Angel
Me- Oh so she is coming out tonight?
Tristin- Yeah I have to go to the doctor to get her out! She is hurting my back soooo bad! I just need to lay down and relax.
Me- well try to keep her in your tummy for at least 20 years ok.
Tristin- Mommy! I'm just pretending! I'm being aunt Erica!
